1. People who over use the tambourine. Everybody isn't meant to beat it. When you don't do it right it is truly aggravating and a nuisance. Keep still and sing like everybody else during the slow songs.
2. People who fake the spirit. Just cause your friend caught it don't mean you did too. If you running around the church and you stop out of breath after going only half way around we know you haven't been touched. SIT DOWN
3. People who constantly holla something to the pastor all during the message. We don't need a comment from you after every sentence he makes. We know he's "preaching" and we know he's talking to you." SHUT UP so I can hear him talk to me too.
4. People who constantly go to the bathroom. Nobody has to use the bathroom four times a service and you're clearly not on a date. SIT DOWN.
5. People who can't control their kids. If little Jay Jay is running all up and down the aisle and going back in forth to the bathroom then you need to learn not to SPARE THE ROD
6. People who take "Come AS YOU ARE" to a whole new level. I can understand if you going through. But if you got a fresh pair of
JORDANS on and a t-shirt there's a problem. I'll have to ask you to invest in some dress clothes. Since when is it OK for men to wear hats in the church and wear their pants to their ankles?
7. People who bring food to church. If you brought your little baby a little snack and you eating it dropping crumbs everywhere that's a problem. Take that Oreo and little Raekwon outside.
8. People who come to special church functions and criticize. If you standing in a corner gossiping about how you could've did a better job at something and you haven't volunteered to help with anything and haven't showed up to any invitations to join a ministry I'm a have to ask you to SHUT UP
9. People who obviously show they don't like you. If you
don't care for a person too much for whatever reason at least put up a decent front to look past it and act right in church. Don't cut a fool with your evil faces and smart comments.
10. Finally, parents that dress better than their kids.
If you come in looking like a model for a fashion show and little Ashley is dragging behind you looking like she belong on a Feed the Children commercial you are DEAD WRONG. Give your child a Just For Me perm, wipe your kids nose, comb your kids hair, buy them something decent to wear.Don't come out the house looking like a MILLION BUCKS while your kid looking like a FOOD STAMP.
